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Hi, I'm a godddamn slut who deserves to go die a slow and terrible death! But you can just call me Teddy! :heart: there are many reasons to hate me, just like i'm sure there are many reasons to hate you TWATS! so fuck off, please and thanxx!! HATE MAIL/COMMENTS/ANYTHING ELSE IS ALWAYS WELCOME!! HERE'S THE EMAIL!

sakukehater@hotmail.com or jayseeray@hotmail.com



LOVE YALL!! but i hate your goddamn mo fuckin guts at the same time!! :iconbigheartplz:

*EDIT*
the ways i NEED to die:

placed naked in antartica with fish superglued to my body parts so the penguins can eat me alive.

pecked to death by rabid maneating canadian geese

set on fire by a FAT NIGGER-MAN(cause all niggers are fat)

kicked in the nuts by a rabid midget squirrel that hates me to death.

get my (nonexistent) boobs cut off, placed on my head, and then thrown in a fire with a bunch of african naked cannibals that are sitting at the dinner table.

get my real life hacked also (if i have one)

for ~kamica1 to actually believe this is NOT me afterward, and for her to still be my friend!

for anime to come to life and decapitate me using a spoon and a butter knife.

for Hanabusa Aido to come to life and remind me of how much a social reject and failure at life i am

to go mentally insane and hit my mother so much she goes insane too and chops off my arms and feeds them to me as i slowly bleed to death.

to finish this and go hang myself like niggers used to do to crackers!

Teddy :iconblackheartplz:

Devious Info

  • Current Residence: in your ass or your mamas twatwaffle. its looser than a bitch too!! @_@
  • deviantWEAR sizing preference: xxxxxxxxxxl size 100000-to be continued....
  • Print preference: pornographic
  • Interests: masturbating and banging your fatass dad!
  • Favourite movie: go diego go!
  • Favourite band or musician: dora the explorer
  • Favourite genre of music: technosex
  • Favourite artist: yo mama asked me that last night...do i have to answer again? i got tied up last time...>w<
  • Favourite poet or writer: the playboy bunnies!
  • Favourite photographer: pornographic ones like my parents!i love them soso much! i'm on the cover of their magazine!!
  • Favourite style of art: sexual naked fuck art
  • Operating System: orgasmic!
  • MP3 player of choice: the kind with idoser on it...my fav's the orgasm
  • Shell of choice: hairy moldy ones
  • Wallpaper of choice: in prison they painted my bars to look like dicks...i broke my teeth....
  • Skin of choice: i'm racist...no niggers or wetbacks or sideways asian pussies for me....
  • Favourite game: poofing my hair with cat dicks
  • Favourite gaming platform: dildos
  • Favourite cartoon character: yugioh
  • Personal Quote: Fuck me hard anally beeotches!!
  • Tools of the Trade: penises and poodle hair!

........Hn.......

Tue Oct 27, 2009, 2:28 PM
  • Mood: Stunned
  • Listening to: Positive Rock n' Roll by Saito Chiwa
  • Reading: Eon: Dragoneye Reborn
  • Watching: nothing.....
  • Playing: ...not telling you.....^.^
  • Eating: nothing
  • Drinking: .........look at your soda.....i'm drinking that..
It is officially true!

.....I am now fifteen and still a complete idiot in the ways of the force and math........but that's just my opinion.......BLAH!! >.<


MY BIOLOGY TEACHER SAYS EVERYONE ON THE PLANET ARE ALIENS!!!! OR THE DECENDANTS OF ALIENS!!!


AND THE GUY WHO DISCOVERED EVOLUTION *Chuckie Darwin* WAS A CAPTAIN'S *Captain Robert Fitz Roy*SEX TOY!!!!!!

Love,

Teddy


P.S.

Trick or Treat. For halloween I am doing requests for anime girls from Shugo Chara and Vampire Knight. If you have any request other than those animes I'll do it. But you all must be patient with me.

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:iconsakukehater:
THANK YOU NEE-CHAN!!!

*at least someone on here knew my birthday....>.<*

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i love you all! it's for a limited time only, until i find a boyfriend! ;D


HETALIA!!!!! *raises plastic samurai sword like Japan-kun*
:iconkamica1:
HAPPY B-DAY NEE-SAN!

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I believe in Jesus Christ as my Lord and Savior If you do too paste this on your sig
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:iconsakukehater:
thank you very much!!!

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i love you all! it's for a limited time only, until i find a boyfriend! ;D


HETALIA!!!!! *raises plastic samurai sword like Japan-kun*
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Thanks for the fav. Spot is not my character.
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fankyou for the fave :meow:

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